Disclaimer: Beauty Bitch Box: Disclaimer

Even though I do enjoy the occasional rebuttals from some readers, I feel that it is important to add an official disclaimer to my bloggy. Definitions are as follows:

Joke /dʒoʊk/ [johk] noun, verb, joked, jok·ing.

1.     something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

2.     something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke.

3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke.

sat·ire [sat-ahyuhhttp://static.sfdict.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pnghttp://static.sfdict.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngr] noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

par·o·dy [par-uh-dee] noun
1. a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing

hy·per·bo·le [hahy-pur-buh-lee] noun.
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.

2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

fun·ny /ˈfʌnhttp://static.sfdict.com/dictstatic/dictionary/graphics/luna/thinsp.pngi/ [fuhn-ee] adjective, fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est, noun, plural fun·nies.
1. providing fun; causing amusement or laughter; amusing; comical: a funny remark; a funny person.

2. attempting to amuse; facetious: Did you really mean that or were you just being funny?

I simply cannot make this any more clear. From here on out, if you're offended...I cannot save you.